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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson (via uglypnis)

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My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

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*sexts at the Thanksgiving dinner table*

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when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 


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bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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wow your opinion sucks. here why don’t you take mine

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